(Comedy Sketch - Sam Hardcider: Carton of tape for Muggins)
1. Spike Jones - The Old Sow Song
(Comedy Sketch - Muggins: "Ceiling tape")
2. John Bird & John Fortune - The Audition
(Comedy Sketch - Hot Rod & Muggins: Muggins' adventures in Alaska)
3. David Seville - Witch Doctor
(Adrovdga commercial *)
4. Bob & Ray - Closing Of The Door Ceremony (1-3-B)
(Comedy Sletch - Cooper: Eskimo)
(Wisecrack - Bill Bragg, the man who has his feet in the clouds...)
It's at times like these that the emergency adrovdga you carry slung on your back could be your best friend. Imagine yourself in the forest, under attack by swarms of ferocious gorillas and tribes of frenzied piranha, with only your trusty adrovdga to protect you! Or in the desert you could use the shell to dig for water and the tail for a straw.
And in the bitter cold and deep snow of Alaska when you're out of food and thousands of miles from the nearest hamburger stand, you could even get out your emergency adrovdga, that staunch friend that has seen you through so many life and death struggles on your way to the store, and... yes, in a dire situation, you could even trade it to an eskimo for a rock on which to cook your pancakes.
There's no question about it, the only safe way to travel is with an emergency adrovdga. Get one for every member of your family. Make sure you always have them with you wherever you go... at the store, on the beach or in darkest Africa.
And remember, the safest adrovdgas are the ones with the big "Z" stamped in the top. Zeke's emergency adrovdgas. If they're good, they've got to be Zeke's.