Title - The Center Of The Earth
Recorded - 18 FEB 93
Aired - 01 MAR 93 - 14 MAR 93
Running Time - 24:52
Script for Show #31

(Opening Theme)
(Comedy Sketch - Sam Hardcider: The hole in the ground)
1. Tom Lehrer - Clementine
(Comedy Sketch - Muggins: The hole in the ground)
2. Monty Python - Cherry Orchard
(Comedy Sketch - Hot Rod: The center of the Earth)
(Adrovdga commercial *)
3. Bob & Ray - Grand Motel (1-3-B)
(Comedy Sketch - Cooper: Trip from London)
4. Peter Sellers - Peter Sellers Sings George Gershwin
(Closing Theme)
Wisecrack - (Bill Bragg sings Yesterday USA)


Friends,... If your house is like mine, it's probably cleanup time again. While you're shoveling out those dark corners into the dumpster, keep an eye out for any old and dusty forgotten adrovdgas you might run across.

Nearly everyone has an old adrovdga, stashed away years ago for a rainy day then forgotten in some dusty corner of the attic or basement. When you unearth that adrovdga and bring it to light, dust it off and take a good look at it. Chances are it can be put in like-new condition with hardly any effort at all.

A good scrubbing with a wire brush in the kitchen sink, a little pruning of the leaves and a fresh coat of paint will do wonders for an outdated adrovdga. Give it a bowl of adrovdga food and a dish of water and in no time at all you will have a fat, healthy adrovdga ready for the workbench or the dinner table.

Of course, if that still sounds like too much trouble for you, you can always march down to your friendly adrovdga store. For less money than you might think you can have shiny new adrovdga, fresh from the adovdga plant, ready for surfing or dining.

For all your adrovdga needs you only need adrovdgas from one place, the Zeke's adrovdga display at your local adrovdga store. Tell them your heard about it on Yesterday USA.

For smooth riding or fine dining try a Zeke's adrovgda today. Remember, if it's good, it's got to be Zeke's.