Title - Collectibles
Recorded - 09 JAN 93
Aired - 15 FEB 93 - 28 FEB 93
Running Time - 25:10
Script for Show #30

(Opening Theme)
(Comedy Sketch - Sam Hardcider: Sock collection)
1. Hudson & Landry - Ajax Pet Store
(Comedy Sketch - Muggins: Sandwich collection)
2. Benny Hill - Colleen
(Comedy Sketch - Hot Rod: Wabbit collection)
3. Betty Johnson - The Little Blue Man
(Adrovdga commercial *)
4. Bob & Ray - Wally Ballou Visits Historic Sturdley House (1-3-B)
(Comedy Sketch - Cooper: Knee collection)
(Closing Theme)


Friends,... What's your hobby? Mountain diving? Airplane crashing? Deep sea jogging? Root beer tasting? Barn shoveling?

No matter what your interest, you should consider America's fastest growing hobby... adrovdga collecting. Yes, be the first on your block to have a yardfull of colorful, attention-getting adrovdgas. Your neighbors will stand in disbelief and stare at your wonderful adrovdga collection.

Just imagine it... windup adrovdgas, sumner adrovdgas, falling adrovdgas and springy adrodgas lined up in neat rows in front of your house. And if unwanted visitors should somehow make it to your door, you can keep a vicious cranshawed adrovdga chained to the porch.

Adrovdga collecting is so easy. You can start with a bright, shiny, new adrovdga from the adrovdga store. And it's so inexpensive to expand your collection using adrovdgas stolen from the neighbors.

Adrovdga collecting is a delightful hobby. You can spend endless, fun filled hours searching flea markets and garage sales for rare adrovdgas. Then you can run home with your prize, clean off the rust, shine up the leaves, wash off the feet and maybe replace a few rivets and you'll have another prize to add to your collection.

So when you're stealing adrovdgas for your collection, always remember that the best adrovdgas are the ones with the big "Z" stamped in the top. Zeke's cranshawed adrovdgas. If it's good, it's got to be Zeke's.