Title - New Year's Resolutions
Recorded - 28 NOV 92
Aired - 04 JAN 93 - 31 JAN 93
Running Time - 24:52
Script for Show #28

(Opening Theme)
(Comedy Sketch - Sam Hardcider: Resolutions)
1. Bill Cosby - Two Brothers
(Comedy Sketch - Muggins: Forgotten resolutions)
2. Peter Sellers - Unchained Melody
(Comedy Sketch - Hot Rod: Resolutions gone wild)
3. Homer and jethro - Love And Marriage
(Adrovdga commercial *)
4. Bob & Ray - Mr. District Defender (1-3-A)
(Comedy Sketch - Cooper: Late)
5. Jimmy Bowen Orch. - Little Orphan Annie
(Wisecrack - Bill Bragg, the man who doesn't know a resolution...)


Friends, start the new year off right. And the rightest way to start the new year is with a couple pounds of tasty, nutritious watermelon sprouts from Homer's Healthfood Store.

Just kidding!

Even Homer knows that the tastiest and healthiest food in the world is an adrovdga. And the tastiest and healthiest adrovdgas come from Zeke. That's because Zeke is starting the new year with a new crop of sweeter, stronger hybrid adrovdgas.

Zeke crossed his hardiest strain of cranshawed adrovdgas with a water buffalo to produce a larger, zestier adrovdga that's right at home in the wettest bottomland, and they fertilize themselves. Larger crops of larger adrovdgas mean better buys for you at the grocery store. And now is the time to buy. Stock up so you can feed your family healthy meals of adrovdgas and watermelon sprouts every day this year.

The best meals for your family are made from adrovdgas, and the best adrovdgas come from Zeke!