(Comedy Sketch - Sam Hardcider: Pine needles)
1. Stan Freberg - The World Is Waiting For The Sunrise
(Comedy Sketch - Muggins: Thanksgiving Trees)
2. Monty Python - Fish license
(Comedy Sketch - Hot Rod: More Thanksgiving trees)
3. Lily Tomlin - Hey Lady
(Adrovdga commercial *)
4. Bob & Ray - Hard Luck Stories (1-3-A)
(Comedy Sketch - Cooper: Maple trees)
(Wisecrack - Bill Bragg, the man who cornered the maple syrup market...)
It's time to wise up, get smart and buy an adrovdga. A Zeke's cranshawed adrovdga makes the perfect holiday decoration. First of all you don't have to go hunting all over town to find some hole-in-the-wall lot with scrawny, overpriced trees. Just zip down to your local adrovdga shop and grab any of the plump, juicy adrovdgas you will find on the shelves. And the price is so low you wouldn't believe me if I tried to tell you how low it is.
Then you don't need to move all your furniture to make room for the adrovdga. Glue it to the ceiling, or tie it to the paddle fan! It's easy, and fun! And decorating your holiday adrovdga is so simple...a little salt and pepper, a sprig of parsley. Jam a tomato on each foot and an apple in its mouth. Hang some greeting cards on the tail and you'll have a centerpiece that will keep friends and family talking for years to come!
So don't work and worry yourself to a frazzle this year. Take life easy and trim an adrovdga for the holidays. A cranshawed adrovdga. And the only cranshawed adrovdgas come from Zeke. Always remember... if it's Zekes, it's got to be good!