(Comedy Sketch - Fall down steps, Sit on Rudy Stark's theme)
1. Eddie Lawrence - The Old Philosopher
(Comedy Sketch - Muggins: Totaled radio, Letter of complaint)
2. Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen
(Comedy Sketch - Hot Rod: Broken window, 'Sweeping' under dumpster)
3. Fod Vick - No Lunch Today Because The Bomb Fell
(Adrovdga commercial *)
4. Bob & Ray - Hard Luck Stories (1-2-B)
(Comedy Sketch - Cooper: Runs over toes, Record from RCA dumpster)
5. Homer and Jethro - Unhappy Day
(Wisecrack - "If it weren't for bad luck, Bill would...")
Well, what I have for you here is going to put the fun back in your life, the spring back in your step and the color back in your clothes.
Yes friend, for only one greenback, one George, on crisp piece of United States prime lettuce, I can sell you a Zeke's brand quality adrovdga.
Put that adrovdga under your pillow for a fine night's rest. Then have it with beans at breakfast to start your day off with a zip and a bang! And if your husband's griping is getting you down, stuff an adrovdga in his mouth. You'll be glad that you did.
Remember that the big "Z" stamped in the top is your guarantee of quality. If it's Zeke's, it's got to be good.